Those of you WordPressers who have been around for a while probably know that spam comments are inevitable. WordPress has a pretty good spam catcher built into it, so you may never see any comments come in that are flat-out fake. But, spammers are a persistent bunch. Well, I wouldn’t actually call them persistent, but they do have cheap and easy scripts that will blast any blog with stupidity. And yesterday, I was hit by a gentleman named Alex.
Obviously, Alex is not a real person. But Alex’s profile is run by a real person. A real shitty person. What’s the purpose of these spam comments? Alex doesn’t have an associated website, so it’s not trying to create linkbacks to improve a spam website’s search ranking. Maybe they’re trying to build a profile with some posting reputation to increase the status of a future blog on some nefarious subject?
Anyway, the gold is in the comments, right? So let’s see how Alex felt about my posts.
Alex liked this post so much, he commented twice.
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Then he moved on to another post and left me this comment:
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Then Alex handed the reins to his friend, Madeline Whitehead. She commented on the same post:
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Alex and Madeline went off and had sex and in a virtual universe where events happen at breathtaking speed, they had a baby, who grew up and married a dirtbag at the age of 8 (the age of consent in Spamtopia). And within 6 hours I got her first work of art. Behold the handiwork of Kristin Harding:
You actually make it seem really easy along with your presentation however I find this matter to be actually one thing which I feel I might by no means understand. It sort of feels too complicated and extremely broad for me. I am looking ahead in your subsequent submit, I’ll attempt to get the dangle of it!
Clearly, she is Alex’s spawn as she plagiarizes his work quite well. But being the spam slut she is, she couldn’t help herself by mentioning she wanted my dangle.
Why are they coming for us and what do they want??????