There’s plenty of talk recently about bitcoin. It’s something I’ve never understood, believed in, or trusted. However, I feel it’s finally come time for me to at least have a conversational knowledge of it. I don’t fully understand it from a technical perspective, because I do know enough about that part to retain my stance that I don’t believe in it or trust it. What I want to be able to do is explain the (or a) process of using bitcoin. Because I expect at some point, someone if going to ask me about it and how to get into it and when I say I don’t know, they’re going to think I’m stupid, because I’m supposed to be the all-knowing geek.
I start my quest with general searches on buying bitcoin. Obviously, you need a place to store your stupid, fake money. You can choose to have it stored on someone else’s website. Yeah right. I’ve been on the internet for a very long time. You don’t trust the fucking internet for anything. If not on someone’s website, you can store it in software on your computer or on a dedicated storage device. This has a parallel to password vaults. You can store your passwords in a vault online, like LastPass or you can store them in a file on your computer, like KeePass. I chose KeePass, and I will choose the same for my bitcoin wallet. Step 1 sort of complete.
I choose to install one of the better known wallet apps called Electrum. I run through the default wallet setup, storing all the security information in KeePass in a symbiotic relationship. Ok. I’m ready to make a purchase now. Gonna buy some fake money.
More searches on where to buy bitcoin. I go to the first recommended place and start the process. I’m immediately hit with a request for ID. I have to submit a picture of an ID, either drivers license or passport, plus a picture of me holding the document. Are you fucking kidding me? What did I just say, you don’t trust the fucking internet. We’re dealing with an unregulated product here, there’s nothing ensuring any security of any kind and you want me to give you a copy of my ID? You can fuck right off.
Further research suggests that bitcoin is getting a little more legitimacy at least in the idea that it can be taxed by the IRS. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. Mostly I think it’s not. If eliminating the anonymous aspect of bitcoin is the price of legitimacy, I don’t know. So I look deeper. I find there is a way to purchase bitcoin for cash using a special ATM machine, one of which is in my city. That seems anonymous enough (although of course any agency that wanted to, could track me down with little problem). I’m not trying to do this in the shadiest way possible. I’m just trying to learn more about this concept and I don’t want to expose a bunch of my personal info to untrusted websites if I’m not going to be a devotee to the cause.
I watch a video on how to use the ATM and one thing I need is a QR code for an address to send my fake money to. Electrum has a lot of different values in it. I wanted to send the money to my wallet, so I went to Wallet Information and generated a QR code for my wallet ID. That afternoon, I drove to the ATM and tried to buy some bitcoin. Unfortunately, when I scanned my QR code, the machine said I had to use a supported wallet. Step 2 failed.
Later, back at home, I think I generated a QR code for the wrong thing. I though your wallet ID was unique and I’m sure it really is, but your wallet holds multiple addresses in it and each of those addresses are what you send and receive the bitcoin with. The default view in Electrum didn’t show those addresses, but when I found it, things made a little more sense. I generated a new QR code for one bitcoin address and I will attempt to use that.
Until I get back to the ATM, I figure I will try to buy some bitcoin online anonymously. How about PayPal? They’ve been making noise about supporting "Crypto" (The slick marketing term for this, I guess). I quickly find out that any bitcoin you buy in PayPal can’t be transferred to your wallet. So essentially, you have an online wallet with them. I love you, PayPal, but no thanks.
I find another website that supposedly lets you buy without ID. I create an account and get to the point of purchase. They need a credit card number. Well, here comes that mistrust again. Not only that, but if I give my CC number, they’re going to hit me with a cash advance fee and interest. Fuck that, too.
After a lot of puzzling over this, I came up with a solution. Unsurprisingly or not, it’s PayPal. I have my PayPal linked to a savings account for cash purchases. That account is always kept at a low balance, so in case of compromise, I don’t lose all my cash. PayPal allows you to make a virtual CC number to access the funds in any linked account, called a PayPal Key. There’s my solution. Now I’m ready to go. I return to the bitcoin exchange and place my order. It’s about $37 for me to learn this new concept. And when I submit the form, I’m immediately told… I have to verify my identity. God damn it.
So after a lot more searching and a bunch of other website visits, it doesn’t seem that I’m going to get very far without IDing myself, unless I want to pay a hefty premium for person-to-person trading. Speaking of premiums, that is something about bitcoin that annoys the shit out of me. Everything you do has a transaction fee. It’s like having an account with a bank that has no ATM network. You just get dinged the more you use it. I guess people into this stuff just accept it as a cost of business.
I tried out a couple more sites and got stopped at the "provide ID" step. I guess the ATM method is going to be my go-to method. Looking at the ATM provider’s website, most of their machines are in sketchy locations – gas stations, vape shops, etc. But, they do have some in a couple hotels, which I find surprising. One is not too far from me, along a route I’ve travelled plenty of times. So that’s going to be my next attempt. I’ve figured out how to create a read-only copy of my wallet on my phone, so I can generate QR codes for any of the bitcoin addresses I have in my wallet.
I arrive at the hotel and find the bitcoin ATM next to the regular ATM in their lobby. Using my mobile wallet, I set up a buy, stuffed in $40 (because in my previous online attempts, $20 wasn’t enough for a minimum purchase), and completed my purchase. I immediately got a text message with my purchase confirmation. Step 2 complete, I guess.
I went to a nearby convenience store and bought some snacks. When I got back to my car, I opened my wallet and saw I had a new transaction in my history. It said the transaction wasn’t confirmed, but, hey, it was there! Of course, all it says is that I owned a tiny fraction of a bitcoin. I went online and did some quick math. It looks like $5 of the $40 purchase went to fees. Holy shit. But bitcoin is nothing if not the most volatile investment out there, so tomorrow I could be up $5 or down another $10, who the hell knows.
I drove back home and opened the wallet on my PC. The transaction was there as well and now it was displayed as confirmed – I guess 15 servers could see that transaction and that was considered good. Now that I owned bitcoin, I had to learn how to give it away.
My whole drive home I was mildly stewing about the $5 fee I paid to get my fake money. And it made me wonder how things worked when I went to give some away. Who pays? And like I said earlier, it’s a racket. Everyone wants paid. I came to lean that even if I’m giving fake money away, I’m still paying someone to give it. Hw much am I giving away? Funny enough, the answer is, it depends. How soon do you want your payment to go through, if at all? The people facilitating the transactions work on the ones with the biggest fees first. If things are really busy and they don’t get to your cheap-ass fee transaction in time, well, your transaction is cancelled. And if not cancelled, you’ll wait potentially for days and your recipient is going to be beating down your door saying, "I want my two dollars!"
There are some interesting features that exist to help this situation. One of which involves initially setting a low fee, then allowing changes to the transaction that are all fees. So you can be cheap at first, then increase the fee if there are no takers in a reasonable time. Another way to use that feature is to set a low fee initially, then let the recipient change the transaction to add any additional fee if they want the money quicker. I don’t expect I’m ever going to be doing anything like this, but it’s kind of neat to know this is an option.
I contact a friend and we go through the setup of a new wallet and I perform a "Send" of about half my balance. I chose a moderately low fee, but since everything in bitcoin is in a totally different scale, all you can do is make some rough estimates as to how much you’re losing in the trade. So the transaction was made and it showed up on the other side almost immediately, but it remained unconfirmed. I left it go overnight and in the morning, the transaction showed as confirmed. Step 3 complete.
And that’s about all the more I care to experiment with bitcoin. I spent $40 and I have $15 left in my wallet. I’ve seen the process of receiving and the process of sending. I’ve seen how much you lose in fees in the process. Bitcoin is in a decline right now, so I’m probably losing value as well. but I can now say that I can pay and be paid in bitcoin now. That’s pretty much all I wanted.
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What Millennials Can Learn From Gen X’s Money Mistakes
You can consider me a sucker for any article on generational warfare, especially one that involves mine. So when an article immediately says I’m making mistakes with my money, I’m doubly interested.
I feel I’ve made this clear in other posts, but I really do feel sorry for generations after mine. While the generation preceding me couldn’t care much about anything other than itself, I am embarrassed at what has been left for the younger ones to clean up, fix, or just try to survive through. My whole generation is too small to have made any political impression or enact any meaningful change, but I’ve been waiting for the next major cohort to flex its muscle, and I expect we see things the same way.
Anyway…
This article says its a collection of advice from financial experts who want Gen Y to do things differently from Gen X – "Break the chains of financial norms that were enshrined as gospel in the last century." Here’s the truth that overshadows the entire article: The financial norms are not norms anymore because the entire economy and financial markets got fucked. But that’s not a problem. Don’t focus on that problem. Don’t bother trying to solve the problem (as if you could anyway).
The term "gaslight" is used way too frequently and usually inappropriately. I’m not going to use it here, but it feels some would. This article is more of the more traditional, "blowing smoke up your ass" flavor.
Point 1: Gen Y should focus on Roth accounts instead of traditional retirement accounts. I’m not going to argue particulars, this advice can go either way. I just want to point out that Roth IRA’s were created in 1997. It’s not like there was a lot of information on the benefits of a Roth at the time. And now, given time, experience, and income growth, I now contribute 100% to post-tax retirement accounts. Because Gen X makes all the financial mistakes.
Point 2: Gen Y should give up on whatever used to be the idea of financial success. Let me get that exact quote.
"…millennials need to reconsider the entire concept of wealth, success and financial freedom – particularly as it applies to standards that were set in a different time"
It shouldn’t take much cynicism to deduce that "a different time" means "a better time". What example of change was provided?
"Are we sure we want a 30-year mortgage on the largest house we can possibly secure financing for to go along with our student loan debt and auto loan? … Maybe a used RV and a WiFi hotspot are more appealing than a 2,000-square-foot ranch."
And now I want to really punch someone. I’ll give you this much. Buying the biggest house you can get financing for is a financial mistake, worthy of the title of the article. But to suggest that Gen Y should just literally give up on the concept of owning a house to live in a depreciating asset and have them consider that move financially savvy? That is an even bigger financial mistake. One that a future article will use comparing Gen Y and Gen Z.
And there’s a real trigger: "student loan debt". Something my generation didn’t have to worry about, at least not to enslavement levels of debt like today. Maybe a used RV is not so much "more appealing" as it is "the only option". I’m not saying lower your expectations, I’m just saying to refine them.
Point 3: Accept that shit sucks. Deal with it. I would really have to copy the whole text of the two paragraphs to do justice to what is being bullshitted. Remember, the problem the article is hiding is that the economy absolutely sucks. Gen Y started a revolution by creating "the gig economy". You know what the gig economy has done? It has resulted in workers being exploited and cheapened, with no redeeming benefits. And no benefits at all. For every success story on a gig worker, you have a thousand who are working themselves to the bone just to get by.
The Gen X life story? "Get a college degree. Land a job. Buy a house. Invest for retirement someday." Their take on these universal desires? "It’s a flawed model." IT’S A FUCKING FLAWED MODEL. I got my job with a Associates degree in an unrelated field. Gen Y (and Z now) have to have Bachelors degrees to get entry level jobs. They can’t get any job paying well enough to buy a house or to invest for retirement someday. WHOSE MODEL IS FUCKING FLAWED HERE?
So the explanation for being flawed is that it doesn’t align with Gen Y’s priorities: "experiences over possessions, and prioritizing purpose, innovation, and flexibility". And I’m going to say again, these priorities are due to the fact the world is garbage. They are compensation for having nothing else. When your world is so dead that you simply want to experience as much happiness as possible as soon as possible because you don’t expect things to be getting better in your lifetime, that’s a problem. When you demand flexibility because you know you can’t trust any institution for stability, that’s a problem. As far as purpose and innovation, Gen X had that as well, only it wasn’t something we had to demand, it was simply allowed. That’s a problem.
This romanticizing of renting for life and RVing and being mobile and nomadic, that’s a symptom of the times. It’s a necessity to survival. You really don’t think that if circumstances were the same now as they were 20 years ago that a whole generation would behave so differently? If anything the nomadic lifestyle would be taken up for pleasure. If the promise of technology had not been stolen by a few obscenely rich, powerful people, we’d all be living a utopian life.
For the boomers who were flower children until the end and look around with sadness at what they were unable to sustain, I will be a nerd who will die lamenting how the Internet was supposed to bring enlightenment and knowledge and was reduced to conspiracies and trolls. Gen Y, ponder well what legacy you wish to leave unfulfilled to the world.