I think I’ve come up with a formula to determine the assholosity of any driver on a highway. The formula is simply:
x*abs(y-z)
Where x is the number of lane changes per mile, y is the average speed of the driver, and z is the average speed of the rest of traffic. Spoken, the formula is: the number of lane changes per mile multiplied by the deviation in speed from the flow of traffic equals the level of asshole on the road.
This formula is a great step forward in the field of Asshology, of which I consider myself an expert.
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