I found this note from October 15, 2017 about blog posts that I wanted to write. They were just subject lines that apparently meant something to me back then but I’ve forgotten in the nearly 10 years since. There’s only one that actually became a reality and one that still resonates with me. The list of topics are:
- Swearing Poetry – I don’t know what I was thinking about this. Maybe the concept of being both vulgar and romantic?
- Background music in homes – This is probably from the rise of smart devices like Alexa at the time and how it was odd to have music that wasn’t actively listened to. Yeah, I know, background music has always been a thing, but there was something different about this, like you’re trying to bring a retail store atmosphere into your home.
- "Going through the motions" – God only knows what problems I was trying to work through, or maybe it was something about work.
- Tortoise two – I guess I had a new gopher tortoise in my yard.
- Spiriva TV Commercial (Bear Hug) – Ok, I watched it and I’ll bet my observation was that the bear in the commercial (representing asthma) does not go away, he’s just not hugging the asthma sufferer anymore. He’s just… hanging out… right there. So it’s not really a relief, is it? You still have a wild animal right near you that could kill you whenever it chooses.
- Food restaurants – The title makes me think that this has to be some play on words. Like now we have restaurants for different purposes and we need or have lost restaurants that deal with food?
- T-shirt sweatshop interview – I did this!
- How teleportation will destroy economies – I want to do this!
- What If? Lever big enough to move the world – I don’t know if this was in reaction to an actual What If? or if it was a fresh idea of my own.
- Most wanted posters for men: boobs and butts, that’s more recognizable for men – Who. The. Fuck. Knows. Ohhhhh. now I get it. These are wanted posters for outlaws. And if the outlaw is female, use pictures of their boobs and butt, because guys would be like, "Where have I seen them before?"
So now I can scrap this note now that I’ve made one post out of what I planned to be ten posts. and maybe one for the future, too.
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