Man: “I can’t date a woman who smokes. Do you smoke?”
Woman: “Only on a rare occasion.”
Man: “Then you mean to say yes.”
Woman: “Ok, wiseass. I can’t date a man who has killed another person. Have you killed anyone?”
Man: “Gee, I don’t know.”
How would you know? I let that big SUV cut in front of me on the highway. Did that give the driver the extra time needed to get to where that pedestrian was run over by a big SUV?
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